I guess I don't embarrass easily enough.

Here is this week's list:

• fairy gingerbread
  1/2 pan, (2 pieces with whipped cream)


• Big Xtra, medium fries


• 4 pieces of Domino's Pepperoni Feast pizza, several pieces of Chicken Kickers


• 2 TH FV Cappuccinos


• 4 too many pancakes with butter and syrup


• Harvey's Grilled Chicken Pita, a few onion rings, a few fries


• Small bag of BBQ Lay's potato chips

I have always thought of myself as someone who embarrasses easily. I hate saying the wrong thing, I hate putting myself out there if there is any risk that someone doesn't want me to, and I generally don't do goofy things. I'm the one who never does the bird dance, and who won't participate in the funny face making contests. I don't play practical jokes (in case someone doesn't think they're funny), and sometimes I can't give gifts I have bought (in case the recipient doesn't like it). All because I am afraid of being embarrassed. In my family, I am considered to be a party pooper. (Not that I would EVER poop at a party. Far too embarrassing.)

I guess I have to rethink this. Who in their right mind would continue to eat the amount of junk I do, knowing that it would be posted on the web for all to see and judge? Wouldn't a person with a low tolerance for embarrassment maybe stop eating so much crap? Or at least lie about the crap said person was eating? I think so. So, I guess I no longer embarrass easily.

The next time you see me, I'll probably be doing the bird dance, while making a funny face and holding an Ultimate Burger.